Ten Hilarious, Clever, Funnies: Mothers In History
Michelangelo's Mother: Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?
Paul Revere's Mother: I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew.
Mona Lisa's Mother: After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?
George Washington's Mother: The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye.
Mary's Mother: I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you.
Columbus's Mother: I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written.
Napoleon's Mother: All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.
Thomas Edison's Mother: Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed.
Abraham Lincoln's Mother: Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?
Albert Einstein's Mother: But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?
An extra laugh for posterity: Jonah's Mother: That's a nice story. Now tell me where you've really been for the last forty years.
Michelangelo's Mother: Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?
Paul Revere's Mother: I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew.
Mona Lisa's Mother: After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?
George Washington's Mother: The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye.
Mary's Mother: I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you.
Columbus's Mother: I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written.
Napoleon's Mother: All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.
Thomas Edison's Mother: Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed.
Abraham Lincoln's Mother: Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?
Albert Einstein's Mother: But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?
An extra laugh for posterity: Jonah's Mother: That's a nice story. Now tell me where you've really been for the last forty years.
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