孩子们，我回来了。秋考的事情我已经搞定了。我已经警告过上闵外的了，让他们英语均分必须比我们低五分。我还去隔壁交附闵分，威胁他们考数学时候不许用计算器。华紫的笔我也动过手脚了，他们语文作文一写到700字笔就会没墨。我还把七宝的午饭全部换成华莱士，让他们考场上窜稀。至于小小上师闵分，不足挂齿。想必我们闵中这次定能在高考中取得全区，不对，全市第一
重铸闵中荣光，我辈义不容辞！
Kids,I'm back.I’ve got the Gaokao all sorted out.
I’ve already warned students in SMW — their English average score better stay five points below ours. Then I barged into JFMF and threatened to burn their school up if they dare use calculators during the math exam. And those fancy pens at huazi are rigged. The ink will run out the moment their essays hit 700 characters. As for Qibao, I swapped their lunches with Wallace’s fast food… Their toilets must be busy during testing hours. And that poor SSMF? Not even worth my sabotage.
It's obvious that our school will wipe the floor with the others.To reignite MHS's glory — this is our sacred charge!
重铸闵中荣光，我辈义不容辞！Kids,I'm back.I’ve got the Gaokao all sorted out.
I’ve already warned students in SMW — their English average score better stay five points below ours. Then I barged into JFMF and threatened to burn their school up if they dare use calculators during the math exam. And those fancy pens at huazi are rigged. The ink will run out the moment their essays hit 700 characters. As for Qibao, I swapped their lunches with Wallace’s fast food… Their toilets must be busy during testing hours. And that poor SSMF? Not even worth my sabotage.
It's obvious that our school will wipe the floor with the others.To reignite MHS's glory — this is our sacred charge!
