山芋在飞机上写的新歌：Let me be in Gryffindor

I don't care if I'm rich or poor
Gonna rule the world or start a muggle war
I just wanna help Professor Dumbledore
Ooh Lord let me be in Gryffindor
It's a question with which I begin
Which house at Hogwarts will I be in
With the sorting hat put me in a ??
Ooh which house at Hogwarts will I be in
I'm OK at Quidditch I'm great with brooms
I can apparate between different rooms
But I don't like ravens that I'm sure
So you can't put me in Ravenclaw
No I don't care if I'm poor or rich
I ain't no wicked wizard I ain't no wicked witch
I don't wanna be a dementor!!
So Lord let me be in Gryffindor
Now the homework here is such a struggle
These potions & things are so much to juggle
There ain't even time for me & Hermione to snuggle
What if it turns out I'm just a muggle
& Dolores Umbridge just gave me a grin
Draco Malfoy says I'm his twin
Proffesor Sanpe he just stroke his chin
Ooh F***! Am I in Slytherin?
Lord I don't care if I'm poor or rich
I ain't no wicked wizard I ain't no wicked witch
No I don't care if I'm wrongly blamed
for naming him who should not be named
But I don't care if Lord Voldemort
So Lord let me be in Gryffindor
Now there's a test ?? to find out stuff
Ooh surly I am good enough
But I took the test & the test was rough
& I ended up in Huffulepuff

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