Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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"What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays."

What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ? The second one

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !
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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know, I wasn't invited

If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife

What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !

Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !

Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced